It’s the end of the world … do you know where your beer is?
There’s elephants with towering stilt legs, sheer cliffs tens-of-miles tall, and a bridge that crosses the vast expanse of the sky … but no beer. No freaking beer.
Jon August is fed up with that, and with the help of the crazy soul of Rasputin finds a way back to the land of the living — not as a ghost, but a living, breathing person again — put on the path by a goddess, and given a quest: Find the Holy Beer.
If he fails? She eats his soul.
Back in our world, things are not as they would seem. Two new goddesses have taken over from the old ones, the yin/yang of the modern age, and Jon has upset the precarious balance between the two. One goddess is overjoyed, and the other is outraged. No, she’s more than outraged. She’s pissed off. She’s a goddess on a rampage. Luckily for Jon, her sister is in love with him.
Can Jon stay alive long enough to find the Holy Beer? And beyond that, can he save us all from the ultimate oblivion?
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